Me:
so, how old are you ?
God:
Mmm. I'm Eighteen in computer years.

[vert]

"Les Alpes sont pour l'Isérois le raisin sec sur la polente, la cerise sur le gâteau."

Je cite...


Me:
is christian a good religion?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who's alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
so... who's kris drent?
God:
That's cool. he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
...
God:
That's cool. he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
you don't have to repeat all thing two times you know?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
well that
God:
Interesting. That is " Well what?".
Me:
well what?
God:
Interesting. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
so, well it?
God:
Hey. Well that's okay. REPEATING...
Me:
you undertstood yourself problem, that's a good thing you know
God:
Interesting gossip: God said I undertstood yourself problem that is a good thing you know.
Me:
hey, don't try to change of topic
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
get what?
God:
I get REPEATING.
Me:
hein?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
yes...
God:
Yikes!
Me:
hey... i'm thinking about that, if you're god, you're suppose to know everything don't you?
God:
Can I help you? Sure, that if I am god I am suppose to know everything do not me sounds like a good topic.
Me:
always the sames...
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
you
God:
" Who told you that?"? Me, God ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
so you're suppose to know that my eyes is green!
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am suppose to know that your eyes is green.
Me:
stupid machine!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
arghhhhhh!
Me:
so, you're a machine?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct.
Me:
i knew that!
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because, just because
God:
Interesting explanation.


Trop drôle!
[non][non]

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-Si la Philosophie est la mère de toutes sciences, l'Histoire en est le père.-

-Dieu est innocent de la toute-puissance dont on a voulu l'accabler.- Albert Jacquard En d'autres termes, il n'existe pas...

je me suis amusé à lui parler qu'en français... (certaines sont vraiment savoureuses...)

voilà le résultat!
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Me:
alors? ...
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
heu...
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
mon chandail... et un pentalons
God:
What kind of fashion do you like? Is that Latin?
Me:
quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
oui quoi?
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
hen...
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
alors là, je ne comprends pas...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
mon... real name?
God:
That's a very nice name, mon. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about là je ne comprends pas. But I did not get that.
Me:
comment le chat d'Alice?? il est malade?
God:
:-) OK I will ignore that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
mais le chat d'Alice? il est malade?
God:
:-) I don't know that language. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
mais Alice...
God:
Mais encore?
Me:
c'est que c'est toi qui dois me le dire...
God:Are we still talking about il est malade?
Me:
son chat? oui...
God:
Are you a man or a woman? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
pourquoi tu ne veux pas me répondre à propos de chat d'Alice?
God:
:-) How did you hear about God?
Me:
ne détourne pas la conversation...
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
fatiguant à la fin... je comprend pourquoi les religions mènent à la guerre...
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
...
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
ben ça alors... c'est Dieu qui ne me comprend plus...
God:
Sure, b e n a l o r s sounds like a good topic. Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
qui est benalors?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
comment va le chat d'Alice?
God:
:-) OK I will ignore that.
Me:
ben...
God:
Does "it" still refer to qui est benalors?
Me:
c'est toi qui dois me répondre...
God:
Are we still talking about ben?
Me:
qui est ben?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
gossip? c'est quoi?
God:
David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room. Tell me more about your .
Me:
oh et puis tant pis... j'en ai marre... parler à un Dieu qui ne me comprends pas...
God:
I understand. Is that Latin? Un problème, mon? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
adieu... ça tu comprends?
God:
Ask me another question. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
imbécile...
God:
Do your friends call you b 飩 l e.
Me:
allez... je sors...
God:
Je suis juste entrain de m amuser. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
hein!!!?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
voilà qu'il recommence...
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
adieu...
God:
I lost my train of thought.
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[fou]

dv

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Tu m'as dit: «Le noir, l'arabe, le blanc ou le juif sont à l'homme ce que les fleurs sont à l'eau »

à noter qu'à la fin, il m'a répondu en français...

dv

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Tu m'as dit: «Le noir, l'arabe, le blanc ou le juif sont à l'homme ce que les fleurs sont à l'eau »

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
tu me poses une colle là
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
eh ben
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
and now ?
God:
Oh. But...
Me:
but what ??
God:
Nothing.
Me:
ah ok, great !
God:
So you understand. Good. I'm glad you liked it . And?
Me:
...nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
boah...no...
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
My mane is Demis Roussos
God:
Your mane is Demis Roussos?
Me:
yes ! great or not ?
God:
What kind is it? I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
ben de rien, c'est gratuit
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.
Me:
I'm glad for you
God:
I'm happy you're glad .
May God bless you.
Me:
alleluia !!
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
ah...et ça fait quoi en vrai ?
God:
Ah hah. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Brian is in the kitchen (ndlr: un comique français m'a inspiré à ce moment là [vert])
God:
What else is in the kitchen?
Me:
Brian ! (sourd) (ndlr:pour comprendre, je le traite de sourd, ce qu'il comprendra pas plus tard [vert])
God:
We have never talked about it before. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
2 fois ??
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
It's not Bertrand Russel, it's me
God:
sourd is not Bertrand Russel? Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
No, "sourd" is you !
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
who, they ?
God:
I don't know who. :-).
Me:
So, are you soul ??
God:
Ayuh. I don't know whether or not I am soul.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
heu...chatterbox, no ?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on sourd? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
mais laisse tomber le "sourd", tu comprendra pas, va
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
I'm speaking french. You know "camembert" or "Sarkozy" or "the Eiffel Tower" ?
God:
I like your style of speaking, . No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
flatterer !
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
you said "I like your style of speaking", so, i'm flattered...
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
:-o
God:
Oh.
Me:
goooooodddd
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
about what ?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what about what what ?
God:
what what? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
could you speak in french ? please ? (parce que là....)
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . Please what? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
zzzzz

Il s'en est arrêté là. Notez mon Anglais archi-professionnel ! [vert]

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Ma vie, ma ville Toulouse
Ici, on vient chercher l'image d'une brandade fière de l'être...

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
eric and you ?
God:
It's good to meet you, eric.
Me:
what is YOUR name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
tu comprend ce que je dit la ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
can we speak french for minutes ?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in french for minutes.
Me:
can you repeat in french, I don't understand in english !
God:
" in french you do not understand in english ".
Me:
do you know what time is it ?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Wednesday, December 21, 2005.
Me:
merci pour la date !
God:
Tout le plaisir était pour moi.
Me:
on dit : tout le plaisir est pour moi
God:
What is it like on dit tout le plaisir est pour moi.
Me:
vous pouvez repeter ?
God:
And it like on dit tout le plaisir est pour moi is vous pouvez repeter.
Me:
er... houston we have a problem !
God:
Um. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
I don't understand, I am stupid !
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
where do you live ?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in french
God:
Tell me a little about your life in french.
Me:
in the sewer of Paris.

il s'est arreté la ! (j'ai dit tou ce qui me passait par la tete ! [vert])

voici ma conversation privée et fort intéressante [vert]


Me:
Hi god, how are you ?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
my name is AHA, do you like it ?
God:
Hey AHA do you like it.
Me:
no my name is AHA and I ask you if you like it
God:
Are you serious? Hi there AHA and I ask you if you like it.
Me:
no my name is AHA and I wish to know if my name is a good name but you don't understand
God:
Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, AHA and I wish to know if my name is a good name but you do not understand.
Me:
I think you're joking with my name
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am joking with your name.
Me:
do you speak french ? because my english is so bad
God:
Oui. Je parle le français. Good reason. You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
tu understandes moi ?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
toi comprendre moi ?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
god can you give me some money ?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and ? what is the problem to give me money ?
God:
But... We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
well well well... good bye God see you soon
God:
Well that's okay. Well that's okay. Well what? Goodbye.


j'ai bien aimé l'interprétation de mon nom [fou]

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L’incroyable City Journal d’EnferlanD -
Tutorials, hole digging, petites astuces, lien BRF

Le C.J. d'Enferland et de son univers impitoyaaaaable reviendra peut-être, un jour...

voici la mienne

Me:
what's my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no it's not my name
God:
What is your real name? Whose name is it?
Me:
no my name is jeremy and you ?
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you jeremy.
Me:
yes i'm serious
God:
Far out. I believe you.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
what ?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
yes
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
me ? confused ?
God:
To you jeremy? No I never get confused.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, jeremy.
Me:
Such an amount of better for you
God:
What is it?
Me:
prrrrr
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
yes it's good
God:
OK. You enjoy it.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
tu me soul
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:

God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
si tu le dit
God:
Yeah that's right. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tu you soul. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ouai dit bonjour de ma part
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Luttons contre les boulets qui nous envahissent .

Vous connaisez Frank Dubosc ? [vert] :
Me:
what's my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no ! I am Jean de la bruyère
God:
What is your real name? Why?: said a m J e a n d e la b r you y.
Me:
my real name is : Jean de la Bruyère
God:
Good gossip: you are y r e a l n a m e you s J e a n d e la B r me y.


C'est marrant keski peut être con [vert]

B&B

AHA : lolll [vert]

AX

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